Guess That Ass

And the answer is Sarah Jean Underwood.   Now ladies I want you to pay close attention here because this is what a bitch is supposed to look like! God damn she’s hot.    But do you think she sneaky hates the world?   I mean her claim to fame is that she was like the Playboy cover model of the year or something.   And while this would be a great accomplishment for 99% of the chicks in the world I feel like when you look like Sarah Jean Underwood does then being anything less than a top 5 actresses in the world is a disappointment.   I guess it’s good for us because we get to see her naked and hopefully do porn, but her agent must be the worst agent in the history of the world.   I mean if I was her manager she’d be in Forest Gump II tomorrow or at the very least on Boston.tv.