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April 1, 2009

Guess That Ass

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And the answer is Britney Spears.  Kind of sad right?   Listen if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times.   This is as good as Britney is ever going to look now.   Just an average looking bitch you wouldn't even dignify with a "look back" if she passed you on the street. All those people who keep waiting for her to somehow regain the form she showed 5 years ago are dreaming.    Pedro can’t throw 97 anymore and Britney can’t make my dick drool.      I guess that’s what drugs, being crazy and having kids will do to you.     So drink up those mocha lattes Britney because it doesn't even matter anymore.

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