April 1, 2009
Guess That Ass

And the answer is Britney Spears. Kind of sad right? Listen if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. This is as good as Britney is ever going to look now. Just an average looking bitch you wouldn't even dignify with a "look back" if she passed you on the street. All those people who keep waiting for her to somehow regain the form she showed 5 years ago are dreaming. Pedro can’t throw 97 anymore and Britney can’t make my dick drool. I guess that’s what drugs, being crazy and having kids will do to you. So drink up those mocha lattes Britney because it doesn't even matter anymore.







