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March 28, 2009

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Worst Meaningless Missed Layup Ever

Missouri vs. Uconn -5.5

Final Score Uconn 82-75

I don't know who the fuck that was who missed that wide open layup to end the first game, but I want to find that nancy-boy. I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON HIS ASHES! Fucking Guy. He took food right off the First Lady's table.

— elpresidente, 7:19 pm | permalink | 44 comments


El Pres "I Never Have Two Bad Days In A Row" Mortal Locks (16-12 in Tourney)

Well it was bound to happen.   I finally had a bad day yesterday as I went 0-4.   I guess you can’t win them all right?   But the most remarkable part is that I’m still 16-12 for the tourney despite last night’s debacle which kind of proves just how awesome I was doing to begin with. In fact I wouldn’t put it past God to make me lose just so he could show my greatness to all the doubters and haters.  And now that we got that out of the way I’m sure I’ll go back to dominating just like before.

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Missouri vs. UConn – 5.5

I know I should be sold on UConn but I’m not.  Don’t get me wrong I think they’re very good but not unbeatable by any stretch of the imagination.  Maybe I’m still scared by betting on them twice against Pittsburgh only to see them get manhandled.    Meanwhile Missouri smoked my National Champion pick so I have to give them the respect they deserve.   The pick is Missouri in a game that will be about 1,000 – 999.

The Pick – Missouri

 

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Villanova vs. Pitt -2

Villanova has looked unreal this tournament.  Pitt has struggled in every game.  Having said that I like Pitt.    This is just what they do.  They grind it out and find a way to win at the end.  Also unlike Duke who was the perfect matchup for Nova, Pitt is the worst possible matchup for the Wildcats.  They’re big, physical and can turn it into a grind out half court game if they want.   That’s exactly what they’ll do here.   At some point you just are what you are and Pitt was better than Nova all season.  Granted Nova beat them already this year, but I don’t see it happening twice.

The Pick - Pitt

— elpresidente, 3:27 pm | permalink | 35 comments


Open Hiring Calls This Weekend for The Lansdowne

Lyons Group asked me to post this so when they say jump I jump....

 

Now Hiring Bartenders and Servers for The Lansdowne!
Open Hiring Calls Saturday March 28th and Sunday March 29th from 1-5pm at 9 Lansdowne Street Boston MA Here's a little blurb about the Pub..

" The Lansdowne is an 8,000 square-foot venue brand new to the legendary Fenway neighborhood. A stone's throw from the new House of Blues, and adjacent to the park, we're right smack in the middle of everything you need this summer. Our place is your new home for live music, game watches, and any excuse to have a good time. Doors will open this spring, and we invite you to pull up a chair, grab a cold one, and stay a while.

Hope to see you soon!

Cheers,
Your friends at The Lansdowne

— elpresidente, 12:54 am | permalink | 13 comments